Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Handbook of Assassination

THE HANDBOOK OF ASSASSINATION
v1.0
11. October 2002
by Acidous
01. Disclaimer
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Acidous take no responcibility for what actions this handbook
or any of the content of it may cause. Acidous will not take
the blame for anything you do after reading this handbook.
Everything you do is done by yourself, and can not be
forced upon Acidous or any other individual but yourself.
Be aware of that Acidous do NOT encourage to such actions
which is dealt with in this book.
And yes, it really is written assassin(check your vocabulary).
02. Assassins Equipment
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Of course the assassinator need equipment. An assassination
is not to be performed with purely raw strength and
brutality. You are supposed to stay in the shadows,
where no one can see you. A good assassin will never be
seen, only heard of in the aftermath.
But anyway, here's the equipment you will need the most.
Sniper-rifle
A sniper rifle is the number one weapon of the professional
assassin. It allows you to take out target at great
distances, something which gives you time to get away
before guards, security, etc. arrives.
The drawback of the sniper-rifle is that it is not good
for assassinating target which are inside a structure or
vehicle of any kind.
Piano-wire
This is prima for sneak-up attacks. You sneak up behind
the target, swiftly put it over his head and pull back
really hard. It will cut his artery and his breathing
pipe.
Silenced Pistol
The silenced pistol is good for low range assassinations.
But it has limitations concerning range and accuracy,
which is one of the reasons I choose the sniper-rifle
unless I am forced to use the pistol.
Ninja Sword
For close-quarters combat. The ninja sword is pretty
much unmatched within close-quarters combat. It's
incredible sharpness and lightness makes it the
perfect weapon for taking out an opponent in
non-projectile combat.
Camouflage
Using the right camouflage is very important. One of your
objectives is to avoid being detected. That is the reason
you must use camouflage.
03. Making Some Equipment
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Of course, the assassins equipment isn't very easy to make,
due to the high quality you will need to perform a clean
assassination. But there are some items you may create
yourself.
Piano-Wire
This is the weapon which is easiest to creat yourself.
What you need are 1 piece of piano-wire and 2 handles.
Fit each end of the piano-wire to each handle.
You now have yourself a piano-wire which will not
hurt you when you use it.
04. Assassins Training
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If you are not willing to train hard and long to become an
assassin, then I suggest you quit now. You can never
become a good assassin without training.
Building Muscles
Do push-ups, a lot of them. This will strengthen your arms
and make you much more capable of defending yourself
in a crisis situation.
Start running/jogging to make your legs stronger.
In a getaway situation, you might need to run fast
and over a longer distance.
Do sit-ups to strengthen your stomach. If hit in the
stomach and your washboard is properly built up,
then the attacker will get more hurt than you.
Never overdo the training. You must not look like a
giant monster. The trick is to be both strong and
slim at the same time.
Practise in moving swift and soundless. The more sound
you make, the bigger is the chance for you to be detected.

Martial Arts
You should learn at least the basics of one martial art.
Karate is not one of the martial arts you need to learn
at first. Start in the direction of Taekwondo, which
is much better for defending yourself than Karate.
Try to only move on to the next martial art if you feel
that you master the one you are doing enough to take on
a person twice your size.
Picking Locks
Practice picking the locks at your home. Start with easy
ones, then move on to the harder locks. Read manuals
on lock picking.
Electronics & Alarms
Study electronics, find out how different alarms work
and how you can bypass, reprogram or destroy them.
Also study how you can make other electronical items
to go mad.
Weapons Handling
You must learn how to use your weapons the best way.
Train in the ways of a ninja with the sword. Train
target practice on both still and moving targets with
both the gun and the sniper-rifle. Never hesitate on
how to use your weapon, your life may be at stake.
05. The Planning
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Always plan your assasination well. If you do not plan
it, the more likely is it that you will fail.
* Get maps/blueprints over the area you are going into.
* Check out possible positions you may take.
* Check the guarding and when they change guards.
* ALWAYS check for cameras.
* Always plan at least two(2) escape routes.
Try to always plan a position so that you may use your
sniper-rifle with a silencer. Of course you don't have
to use a silencer, but it makes it harder for the guards
and security to discover you.
06. The Assassination
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The assassination in itself could be over in a matter
of minutes, or it could be for hours. You need to find
the right time, so that you get a perfectly clear shot.
You should always aim either for the heart or head,
both of these are deadly kills. This is were the weapons
training come in. You only have one(1) chance of taking
your target out. When using the sniper-rifle, fire one
deadly shot, then pull out. You must never give yourself
the time to reload and fire a new shot, it will only reveal
your position, and you will get caught. That is also the
rule for every other weapon you may use.
So, the rules that you MUST follow are:
* Aim only for one-shot deadly spots.
* Never fire more than one shot.
* Never shot the guards/security.
* Always wear camouflage.
* Always know what to do, never hesitate.
These rules are the GROUND rules, the rules you must follow.
If you do not follow these rules, then the possibility for
you to get caught doubles for every mistake you do.
Fire one(1) shot and there is a 15% chance for them spotting
you, fire two(2) shots and theres a 67% chance for them to
spot you, fire three(3) shots and theres a 91% chance for them
to spot you. Always be short and work fast, otherwise you might
be the victim too.
07. Various Ways To Assassinate
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There are many different ways for you to assassinate your target.
There are never only one(1) way to do it.
Sniping
Sniping is the far most safe way to assassinate someone.
You lie on a roof-top or the like and take out the person
you wish to/get paid to assassinate.
Car-Bomb
The car bomb makes it much easier for people to track you down.
Peoples eyes are everywhere, and if their eyes arent, then theres
cameras. Someone could have seen you rig your targets car and they
could perhaps also give a positive ID on you.
Poison
This one is also rather risky. You slip some poison into their food.
You could pretend to be a waiter og a chef when putting it in. But
there is a possibility you might put it in someone elses food and
kill them instead, something which is not very good. You should
also use a poison which is hard to discover from the blood, or
one which selfdestructs after killing the victim.
11. Word From The Author
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This handbook was written purely for educational purposes, and is not
intended for readers below the age of 18.
But after all, I don't care how old the readers are, and that is because
this book is put on the internet, and I do not care wether you read it
or not. IF the instructions in this book is followed, it may cause
in the serious fellony of making you an professional assassin, if you are
dedicated enough that is, and it also may cause you to make alot of
money, but there of course is the risk of getting caught or killed.
Remember the old saying: "There is always someone better".
Feel free to send me an e-mail if you have something which you think
should be added to the next release of the handbook, or if you
just want to say Hi.
-Acidous (acidous_@hotmail.com)
11.10.02 (11. October. 2002)

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